Sometimes the Winnipeg Free Press really does know what actually matters to Manitobans

Headlines on this article from Canadian media sources.

CTV headline: Dominion City hotel burns down on Christmas Day

too bad so sad :( on Christmas even!

CBC headline: Fire destroys landmark Dominion City hotel

It was a landmark! it marked the land!! How will we mark our land now?!?

Global: Fire destroys historic hotel

historic! A part of history is lost forever! we're doomed to repeat it now!

Winnipeg Free Press headline: Town's beer vendor burns up

OH GOD NO!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY! WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!!!!!

TAKE ME INSTEAD!! NOOOOO!!!

Winnipeg Free Press. Clearly has the pulse of Manitobans understood completely.

either that, or this is their last remaining subscriber:

burrrrp.